A Vegan just said to me, "The chicken you're going to eat had a family." I replied, "That's why I ordered the family bucket, so no one gets left behind." 😂
I rent a house to a guy named Dusty and it's never a dull moment with this dude 😂
Dusty:
Are you home by chance? It's supposed to freeze tonight. Can you drip the outdoor faucets?
You bet. I'm home and don't plan on leaving. me and my buddy Brent are gonna see how many beers and uncrustables we can consume before we puke lol
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As someone who works in social media I would have been gobsmacked if my employer came up to me and said we need to post a launch video for something 19 years from now. A place history never forgets. The U.S. Open will return to Inverness Club in 2045.
The pirate Benjamin Hornigold once raided a merchant ship just to steal the hats from the ship's crew because his crew had gotten too drunk the night before and had thrown their hats overboard.
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