I went to collect my boyfriend from the bar last night and I walk in and he’s drunk walking around asking every girl in there if they are getting married soon and handing out my business cards.... I don’t know whether to be insanely proud or ground him.
DON'T drink and drive... DPS,OPD, ECSO are out in force!!! Arrive alive. DWI force is out on patrol.
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Congratulations, Sgt. Hattie
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![Congratulations, Sgt. Hattie
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