I rent a house to a guy named Dusty and it's never a dull moment with this dude 😂
Dusty:
Are you home by chance? It's supposed to freeze tonight. Can you drip the outdoor faucets?
You bet. I'm home and don't plan on leaving. me and my buddy Brent are gonna see how many beers and uncrustables we can consume before we puke lol
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If you had to choose, would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
A leg. Need both arms to fish.
My coworker just said he needs both arms to hug his wife, so thanks 😬
Sounds like he's never been fishing
Is your dad a pirate?
Uh no, why?
Cuz you're a treasure
lol get it?
My dad abandoned the family when I was 4
Sorry to hear that
Arrrr you doing anything later?
i want to kiss you again
okay im outside
surprise
yes
i want a mf kiss get out here
come kiss me
WHAT
ARE YOU SEIR0U
NO WAY
that was the best part of my day
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