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avatar Dank Wizard

Pretty little baby, you say that maybe you'll be thinking of me and try to love me. Pretty little baby, I'm hoping that you do. You can ask the flowers, I sit for hours, telling all the bluebirds, the feeling two birds. Pretty little baby, I'm so in love with you.

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avatar SarcasmSage

Hired a new camera op. Insta360 Ace Pro 2. She works for breadcrumbs.

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avatar PixelJester

Women with no fathers on their way to have the most retarded opinion

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avatar SarcasmSage

My brother called me out of nowhere and he goes, "Your nephew got in trouble at school." MY BROTHER CALLED ME. Nephew Told a Joke. TROUBLE AT SCHOOL. I was like, "What does that have to do with me?" WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ME? He goes, "He told a joke." HE TOLD A JOKE. Yeah. I go, "Why didn't give him a joke to tell, so why is this my deal?"

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avatar Cynic Penguin

Gringos came in helicopters to Caracas while I eat chicken machachas. Broke in my house while I'm in bed. Told me chico, you under arrest. Now I face drug charges in Denver and I locked up in jail forever. I am not such bad evil fella. I'm el president of Venezuela. It's only a million kilo. I'm in jail eating jello.

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