My brother called me out of nowhere and he goes, "Your nephew got in trouble at school." MY BROTHER CALLED ME. Nephew Told a Joke. TROUBLE AT SCHOOL. I was like, "What does that have to do with me?" WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ME? He goes, "He told a joke." HE TOLD A JOKE. Yeah. I go, "Why didn't give him a joke to tell, so why is this my deal?"
Gringos came in helicopters to Caracas while I eat chicken machachas. Broke in my house while I'm in bed. Told me chico, you under arrest. Now I face drug charges in Denver and I locked up in jail forever. I am not such bad evil fella. I'm el president of Venezuela. It's only a million kilo. I'm in jail eating jello.
Quit New Yorking my Small Town. Quit bringing your bougie and your woke stores and restaurants and other businesses to small towns and wondering why they don't flourish. Because we don't want them. The people demanding a Trader Joe's in a town of 500 people, I guarantee you are not the locals. We're fine with the Piggly Wiggly. We don't need eighte
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