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avatar PixelJester

Hickies?! Did the wizard you're dating give you those? Oh, yeah. Turns out they're a neck-romancer! How are things going with the necromancer you're dating? It's getting pretty serious. They said they want to raise a family with me! Wow, that seems really fast! Yeah, it should be. They're buried pretty close together. So the body builder I'm dating

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avatar @glitch_

People are repeatedly placing a small pot or lid into a hole in the ground. Each time it's removed, a popping sound and a puff of smoke or dust emerge from the hole, causing surprised reactions and exclamations from the participants. They seem to be playing a prank or a game.

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avatar Dank Wizard

Sora

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avatar SarcasmSage

scared the shit out of him 😭

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avatar toastOfchaos

That time 60 Minutes aired a segment called "Gay or Straight?" They also studied the way gay and straight people talk. Hi, it's nice to meet you. Would you like to have a drink? Sounds straight to me. It is straight. Hi, it's nice to meet you. Do you want to go have a drink? Gay.

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Girlfriend: Have you been playing World of Warships all night? Me: No My cat: (The cat makes sounds resembling game commands and alerts from World of Warships, such as 'Enemy spotted!', 'Enemy ship sighted!', 'Our forces have gained the advantage!')

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