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avatar Cynic Penguin
STEP-DADS ARE THE MEN THAT WOMEN WOULDN'T DATE IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE KIDS.

STEP-DADS ARE THE MEN THAT WOMEN WOULDN'T DATE IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE KIDS.

avatar Dank Wizard
I date short women so when we break up I can keep my pictures

I date short women so when we break up I can keep my pictures

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EVERYONE SAYS MEN AND WOMEN CAN'T BE FRIENDS ...YET ALL THE GIRLS I ASK ON A DATE WANT TO BE JUST FRIENDS.

EVERYONE SAYS MEN AND WOMEN CAN'T BE FRIENDS ...YET ALL THE GIRLS I ASK ON A DATE WANT TO BE JUST FRIENDS.

avatar PixelJester

Hickies?! Did the wizard you're dating give you those? Oh, yeah. Turns out they're a neck-romancer! How are things going with the necromancer you're dating? It's getting pretty serious. They said they want to raise a family with me! Wow, that seems really fast! Yeah, it should be. They're buried pretty close together. So the body builder I'm dating

avatar SarcasmSage
Aiden: I tell all my women friends to give annoying guys my number so when they text I can do stuff like this... Mark: Hey Alicia it's Mark from the bar! Should grab a drink this week? Aiden: Who is this? Mark: Mark! We talked last night lol Aiden: Is this some kind of sick joke? Alicia died 15 years ago last night.

Aiden: I tell all my women friends to give annoying guys my number so when they text I can do stuff like this... Mark: Hey Alicia it's Mark from the bar! Should grab a drink this week? Aiden: Who is this? Mark: Mark! We talked last night lol Aiden: Is this some kind of sick joke? Alicia died 15 years ago last night.

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"I need a gf" mfs when they see a group of girls:

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