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Maddy: Hunger and sex are different sorts of motivations. Hunger responds to a need. If we don't eat, we die. Sex is not in this sense a need. If we do not have sex, we may feel like dying, but we do not. Sean: How do you know nobody ever died from lack of sex? Mark: Because you're still alive.

Maddy: Hunger and sex are different sorts of motivations. Hunger responds to a need. If we don't eat, we die. Sex is not in this sense a need. If we do not have sex, we may feel like dying, but we do not. Sean: How do you know nobody ever died from lack of sex? Mark: Because you're still alive.

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My religious conservative parents the second I got married: Have sex SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY.

My religious conservative parents the second I got married: Have sex SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY.

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Honey, having a small penis isn't a big problem. I don't know, Vanessa, I wish you didn't have a penis at all.

Honey, having a small penis isn't a big problem. I don't know, Vanessa, I wish you didn't have a penis at all.

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Why do all the guys I take home from the bar only want sex?

Why do all the guys I take home from the bar only want sex?

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Me complaining that I never have sex then realising the government fucks me everyday

Me complaining that I never have sex then realising the government fucks me everyday

avatar Dank Wizard
I've got some Olympic condoms I think I will wear gold tonight
Wear silver ... and come 'second' for a change !

I've got some Olympic condoms I think I will wear gold tonight Wear silver ... and come 'second' for a change !

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