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Maddy: Hunger and sex are different sorts of motivations. Hunger responds to a need. If we don't eat, we die. Sex is not in this sense a need. If we do not have sex, we may feel like dying, but we do not. Sean: How do you know nobody ever died from lack of sex? Mark: Because you're still alive.

Maddy: Hunger and sex are different sorts of motivations. Hunger responds to a need. If we don't eat, we die. Sex is not in this sense a need. If we do not have sex, we may feel like dying, but we do not. Sean: How do you know nobody ever died from lack of sex? Mark: Because you're still alive.

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THIS COW BELONGS TO DARYL SO HANDS OFF

THIS COW BELONGS TO DARYL SO HANDS OFF

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EAT. My God—do you suppose it can read?!

EAT. My God—do you suppose it can read?!

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Sloths. ... probably the least threatening animals you can think of, mainly because they are so slow. But, imagine a world where sloths can move really fast. Now picture this shit scurrying at you over 20 mph.

Sloths. ... probably the least threatening animals you can think of, mainly because they are so slow. But, imagine a world where sloths can move really fast. Now picture this shit scurrying at you over 20 mph.

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VIAGRA E-mailed it to my Japanese doctor friend; he e-mailed back:

VIAGRA E-mailed it to my Japanese doctor friend; he e-mailed back: "If light stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician."

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Over 40 British police officers arrested a mannequin. The UK is now a safer place thanks to these heroes.

Over 40 British police officers arrested a mannequin. The UK is now a safer place thanks to these heroes.

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