I talked to a young man with white hair on a boat cabin in the middle of a stormy sea. He forgot everything about himself except for the fact that his name rhymed with 'Time' so he started calling himself Time. I offered him an orange in exchange for a meaningful chat. He took the slice and told me "Nothing's set in stone, but they're set in a dirt
pukicho Invasive species versus a second, stronger invasive species doctorpotatomd Australia did this at one point, intentionally releasing cats into the bush in an attempt to control the invasive rabbit population. Now we have invasive feral cats as well as invasive rabbits. pukicho A third, even stronger invasive species will surely do the trick
ace-nyctophyle any noun can become a verb if you don't care enough yupokaysuremhm This point is invalid unless you use an example in your sentence ace-nyctophyle I CAN SENTENCE HOW I WANT THANK yupokaysuremhm BEAUTIFUL mysterytinyfox you see thats why i love english ailithnight I like to velociraptor around my house at 2 in the morning. ace-nyctoph
nottdead: evilfeminist: Found a paper I wrote in 5th grade that I got an 'f on. My prompt was "Imagine you are sitting on a cloud, what would you do or see" I wrote, "I would see the ground as I fell because I would fall through it because in science you told us that clouds were just water mists." Basically the American education system
i like when you're in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it's a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they're confirming it's money. "don't bother counting it, it's all there. 12." then they always pick one up and inspect it like, "yeah, it's grade A alrig
hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water
my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly
...how does it taste?
bad
the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO2 and H2O over time. And carbonic acid is - as an acid - sour.
By adding milk to
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