I talked to a young man with white hair on a boat cabin in the middle of a stormy sea. He forgot everything about himself except for the fact that his name rhymed with 'Time' so he started calling himself Time. I offered him an orange in exchange for a meaningful chat. He took the slice and told me "Nothing's set in stone, but they're set in a dirt
In the office, we adopted a cat and named him Connor. He's officially employed by the company to hunt mice and provide emotional support to the staff. We even provide him with a salary that we use to buy him food and toys.
But last month, we hired a new guy, also named Connor. And to avoid confusion, we started calling him "Human Connor."
Human Con
My abuela once told me that her father met Fidel Castro, and Castro asked what was on his shirt, and when her father looked down at his shirt, Castro flicked him in the nose
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