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Attorney: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? Witness: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. Attorney: Are you sexually active? Witness: No, I just lie there. Attorney: What is your date of birth? Witness: July 18th. Attorney: What year? Witness: Every year.

Attorney: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? Witness: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. Attorney: Are you sexually active? Witness: No, I just lie there. Attorney: What is your date of birth? Witness: July 18th. Attorney: What year? Witness: Every year.

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mau @rllydu Follow if i could read minds, i would use it to say your jokes faster and louder than u

mau @rllydu Follow if i could read minds, i would use it to say your jokes faster and louder than u

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thank you to our lovely waitress for giving me a half yard of water so a straight edge guy can feel included

thank you to our lovely waitress for giving me a half yard of water so a straight edge guy can feel included

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"Wyd tonight? Making airplane noises while I guide a fork into an electrical socket."

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U know what would suck? If u died and found out there were ghost jobs... like you had to work at the ghost post office or some shit 👻

U know what would suck? If u died and found out there were ghost jobs... like you had to work at the ghost post office or some shit 👻

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Wife: wtf is this pile of clothes doing on the floor?
Me: I struck down a Jedi.
W: god I hate you.
M: yes, use your hate

Wife: wtf is this pile of clothes doing on the floor? Me: I struck down a Jedi. W: god I hate you. M: yes, use your hate

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