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avatar Cynic Penguin
You are Italian? So you must like pasta and pizza. Me: You understand you just insulted my entire race of people? But yes.

You are Italian? So you must like pasta and pizza. Me: You understand you just insulted my entire race of people? But yes.

avatar vortex728831

It isn't my joke, right? I'd make no claims of having written this. If you're out, send it to your friends, pass it on. Classic joke. It turns up. People have been telling it for years, but I don't think over here as much. Is a man walking down the street in Belfast at the height of the troubles, gets dragged into an alleyway. Someone puts a gun to

avatar Cynic Penguin

PUT THE PRIME? PRETTY COOL AWESOME. A CAMERA. BEING LIKE,

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Norm Macdonald tells his Rob Schneider joke right next to Rob Schneider lol

avatar MemeLordX

My dad's a felon, and he's the first person I call when I get into trouble. If you have a felon in your family, call them. They'll get you out of trouble because they've been there. They know how to get out of it. I'll give you an example. One time about 11 years ago, I was driving drunk. I crashed my car into a ditch, and I fled the scene. I'm ru

avatar PixelJester

Is this for the whale on the end? You said you have five kids, but have any of them popped out yet?

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