MemeLordX

My dad's a felon, and he's the first person I call when I get into trouble. If you have a felon in your family, call them. They'll get you out of trouble because they've been there. They know how to get out of it. I'll give you an example. One time about 11 years ago, I was driving drunk. I crashed my car into a ditch, and I fled the scene. I'm ru