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My wife doesn't want to instill her fear of spiders in our kids so she calmly reports them to me like some kinda mafia boss.

My wife doesn't want to instill her fear of spiders in our kids so she calmly reports them to me like some kinda mafia boss. "Babe, there's a situation near the sink. I need you to take care of it. No loose ends, I want proof when the job is done."

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ever since i found out that spiders learn our daily routine i haven't been the same everyone is upset by this but it just affirms my belief that they are the most polite and considerate insects. Always tucked away somewhere, pay rent by killing other bugs, and now ur telling me they're conscious of our business hours... gotta give them their 10s

ever since i found out that spiders learn our daily routine i haven't been the same everyone is upset by this but it just affirms my belief that they are the most polite and considerate insects. Always tucked away somewhere, pay rent by killing other bugs, and now ur telling me they're conscious of our business hours... gotta give them their 10s

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My wife doesn't want to instill her fear of spiders in our kids so she calmly reports them to me like some kinda mafia boss.

My wife doesn't want to instill her fear of spiders in our kids so she calmly reports them to me like some kinda mafia boss. "Babe, there's a situation near the sink. I need you to take care of it. No loose ends, I want proof when the job is done."

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I love the differences between male and female black widows because it just looks like the simp nerd and the big booty goth gf he somehow bagged

I love the differences between male and female black widows because it just looks like the simp nerd and the big booty goth gf he somehow bagged

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