Bought a Snickers earlier and the bloke said "Have a good day" and I wanted to say "Same to you" or "You too" but my face got confused and I said "Toot toot" instead and then we stared at each other for a second too long and then I left.
When you don't understand your date. Sorry I'm late guys. Traffic was a... I think you're at the wrong table. Perfect timing, I'm completely lost Jess. This is my translator Timothy. I'm fluent in subtext. He translates between men and women. Men and women may hear each other. But do they actually understand each other? No, no. Like I've been laugh
IM BABYSITTING and I accidentally texted the parents "the baby died" instead of the "the baby monitor died" and I SWEAR TO GOD I have never gotten a call so fast in my life
I'll never forget you, Indian restaurant owner in Mumbai who asked where I was from and when I said Colombia he excitedly said “Columbia Pictures!” while doing this pose
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