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Them: How big of a conspiracy theorist are you?
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Since The Matrix was released in 1999, cellphones have been replacing landlines and payphones, the only way that we were shown how to get out.

Them: How big of a conspiracy theorist are you? Me: Since The Matrix was released in 1999, cellphones have been replacing landlines and payphones, the only way that we were shown how to get out.

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avatar Cynic Penguin
when i beat my husband for not cleaning the house & he says he'll order us food but only dials 3 digits:

when i beat my husband for not cleaning the house & he says he'll order us food but only dials 3 digits:

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Alcohol makes you FAT! No, it makes you LEAN....against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.

Alcohol makes you FAT! No, it makes you LEAN....against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.

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I'm a brocolli and I look like a tree! I'm a walnut and I look like a brain! I'm a shroom and I hate this game.

I'm a brocolli and I look like a tree! I'm a walnut and I look like a brain! I'm a shroom and I hate this game.

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Food isn't allowed in the living room. His tablet isn't allowed in the kitchen. He beat the system. I quit.

Food isn't allowed in the living room. His tablet isn't allowed in the kitchen. He beat the system. I quit.

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