Brains vs brawn. Great my cat found the light switch. Hey man, you wanna fucking stop? Oh no, oh no, I... Joseph's daily shenanigans. Joseph Lamonte Demarcus Summers, come from there, you take your ass back in there. Bang, you're dead. Roll over. Good girl, Stormy, come here. Using my cats favorite word in a sentence. Yeah, hi, I was wondering if I
LynnToku CB/CEO/JAPAN?!?! @Im_Just_Lynn Told the Dennys waiter to round up to 70 for tip and he used his employee discount on our order 😭 Brisket Melt 17.69 Triple Juicy Burger 16.39 Emp 25% Disc -13.84 SubTotal 41.51 Tax 3.28 Gratuity 25.21 Total 70.00 SLO @SLOplays Nah that's an ELITE IQ move lmao
You would press the foot pedal if the store was being robbed, causing the desk to snap upright like a shield. Underneath was a hidden gun which moved up and a rope to the trigger. When the desktop was fully upright, the rope was pulled tight and this triggered the shot, sending the bullet toward the robber. At the same time, the cash sitting on the
10 y/o daughter said a boy named, Bryan, was trying to roast her at recess so she told him, “This has been fun, Brad, but I have to go.” I said I thought his name was Bryan and she smiled and said, “It is.” She’ll do just fine with bullies.
What is the dumbest solution to a problem that actually worked?
I went to cancel a doctor's appointment and they said it was a $200 charge without a week's notice. I asked how much it was to reschedule, they said it was free.
"Okay, so I need to reschedule for two weeks out."
"Is three weeks okay?"
"Yep."
"Alright, you're all set for three weeks fr
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