My girlfriend didn’t want me to adopt Stomp from the shelter because of his abnormally large feet. I paid no mind & now he has a happy home to live in.
Why the fuck doesn't Chili's sell chili? I’m sick of this shit
Have you been to Dick’s. 😕
I went to Walgreens and the walls were fucking white.
What about BJ's?
Danny R. Today I went to the dentist and there was only one man in the waiting room. Shrek 2 was playing and we both just watched the whole movie. waiting for someone to call us in – but nothing. When the movie ended, the man stood up and called my name. HE WAS THE DENTIST.
So because i refused to date you, you stop talking to me
Feb 2, 2026
Yes, because friendship wasn’t the goal, ma’am. This wasn’t a group project, it was a romantic interest. You declined, he declined the convo. Equal energy.
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