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Toucan: Making a danger warning call The danger:

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pov ancient Israelites and split the sea Whoa! God just cast down a tornado of fire and split the sea! I think I'm gonna worship a golden cow. Wow! God freed us from the evil Egyptian rule. But I'm hungry, so I wish I was still enslaved. Why is Moses taking so long? I think I'll sacrifice my child.

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pov: you play with a gauss main Wanna see some real speed, bitch? I'll show you some real speed. Meow.

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This is the best accent I’ve ever heard 🤣😆. MORE SLOWLY. WRITE ME OUT. Sorry. Can you speak a little bit more slowly, it's just, I don't want to miss even the tiniest detail and I might have to make some notes, okay? So, are you gonna write me out a prescription for my fucking medication or what? Sorry?

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Here's your half. Why? Why can't I have that half? Okay, here. But why did you want to give me that to begin with? It's the same thing! It's literally the same sandwich cut in half. But why didn't you want to give me that one first? I don't care which one you want. Here, you want this one? Take it. No, I want that one now. Bla

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