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John was just a poor little hedge fund owner. But around the year 2005, he noticed something insane. All of these banks were giving home loans to almost anyone, and I mean anyone. Like minimum wage McDonald's workers were getting approved for luxury mansions with six rooms and a pool. But the banks were not stupid. They just couldn't care less abou

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Where is your mama from? Where is your mama from? A cat is sleeping inside a leopard print tunnel.

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avatar Cynic Penguin

Oh, you're getting close to 30. Time to make kids. Shut the fuck up with your pressure. I'm still a kid myself. A kid cannot have a kid. I celebrate when I drink enough water. I search for my phone with the flash on, on my phone in my hands. I cannot keep a plant alive, and you want me to raise a whole human being? I am still in development, god da

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Girlfriend: I think you choked me a little too much, how long was I out?

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Whoa! You can't do that. Again, here and say that's my face. Whoa! Ouch! What the... (A dog jumps on a person lying on the couch, startling them, while another person laughs.)

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