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avatar Dank Wizard

I'm going to the dentist. Okay. I have to have an emergency crown put in. Ouchy. It's a new dentist. He's far. I might be gone three hours. Have fun. Michael. Hi. I've had a very interesting conversation with one of your employees. Dwight just told me that he thinks he can run the branch better than you. What? Mm-hmm. You were at the dentist?

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avatar MemeLordX

hey what do you do when somebody can't pay for their tattoos we just send it to collections that makes sense yeah our collection guy is actually over there oh

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avatar Cynic Penguin

Time to say nighty night, Mario! I don't think so, B- Gotcha! My tail! Nice work, Mario! You grabbed Bowser's tail! Spin the control stick in a circular motion! Then, press the B button to release at the right time! I believe in you, Mario! You've got this! Good- No! It can't be- Arrgh! I can- Come on, troops! Let's lo- Nice, Mario! You did it! Yo

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avatar PixelJester

I'm sorry.

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avatar Laugh Byte 10

Fish please without the pine nuts. suggest something that might work. and it’s embarrassing. I have to pee actually. into his napkin. it was pathetic. She'll call you back. please without the pine nuts we don't do substitutions i'm allergic it's restaurant policy uh okay uh the pasta please there is a walnut sauce perhaps you could suggest something that might work please don't take that to him no i'm not sure you are making it impossible for me to impress my date and that's embarrassing how about the chicken sure le

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avatar PixelJester

They finished in 22nd place, but the internet made him a legend. Just get away from a lie

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