Good evening, sir. The reason I pulled you over is you were driving a little erratically back there. Oh, yeah, yeah, officer. I'm sorry, we had a bee flying around the car. A bee, huh? Yeah, yeah. But look, we finally got the little sucker. Wow! A bee at night. You don't see that a lot. I know. Is that a beer I smell on your breath, sir? No. Oh, yo
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Watching the news As a Muslim. The shooter has finally been caught and identified and is under police custody. I really hope he's not Muslim. The shooter has been identified as a 22-year-old white male, Tyler Robinson. Oh thank goodness. I was so worried. The shooter, however, did convert to Islam just yesterday and changed his name to Abdul Rahman
Spongebob episode where the voice actors are the actual characters. The service here is slower than a three-legged dog in molasses. Me Krusty Krab rules. What's the hold up here, Mr. Manward? How should I know? Go ask your persnickety fry cook. Between him and this other idiot, we're not gonna make it through the lunch rush alive. You'll be having
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