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avatar Dank Wizard
The spam texts are evolving. They know what they’re doing. Like this almost worked on me
Hey do you want to meet outside for a cigarette?
Who is this?
Session ID: 17334.

The spam texts are evolving. They know what they’re doing. Like this almost worked on me Hey do you want to meet outside for a cigarette? Who is this? Session ID: 17334.

avatar Laugh Byte 10
Walgreens texts you your prescription is ready and then immediately calls you like PICK UP YOUR DAMN PRESCRIPTION NOW OR THE PHARMACY TECHNICIAN GETS IT

#PICK IT UP NOW OR WE GIVE IT TO DAVE

I meant

Walgreens texts you your prescription is ready and then immediately calls you like PICK UP YOUR DAMN PRESCRIPTION NOW OR THE PHARMACY TECHNICIAN GETS IT #PICK IT UP NOW OR WE GIVE IT TO DAVE I meant "gets it" as in they will kill him but I like your idea of Drugs Georg better

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Text from my Dad from a few years ago. I did call and leave him another message, after I stopped crying. ❤️

(Editing to add his photo, because he's as precious as he sounds)

Natalie,
I have kept a voicemail from you for over two years. All you did was to call me to tell me you loved me. I usually listen to it about 20 times a week. This morning,

Text from my Dad from a few years ago. I did call and leave him another message, after I stopped crying. ❤️ (Editing to add his photo, because he's as precious as he sounds) Natalie, I have kept a voicemail from you for over two years. All you did was to call me to tell me you loved me. I usually listen to it about 20 times a week. This morning,

avatar MemeLordX
The next booth over is selling wooden swords. Does our son need a sword?
No
Absolutely not
It says

The next booth over is selling wooden swords. Does our son need a sword? No Absolutely not It says "Message Failed" I’m getting him a sword It does not say message failed. Do not get him a sword Sorry, it’s really loud in here. I’m having trouble hearing you. So your eyes hear now? If you get our son a sword he goes to Work with you all this week t

avatar MemeLordX
Dumb questions get dumb answers
Text Message
Today 16:20
The hot water is not working
How?
Can you send me a photo?
It looks like this but not hot

Dumb questions get dumb answers Text Message Today 16:20 The hot water is not working How? Can you send me a photo? It looks like this but not hot

avatar MemeLordX
I'm divorcing your mom
Hi divorcing your mom, I'm son
No you aren't, that's why we're having a divorce

I'm divorcing your mom Hi divorcing your mom, I'm son No you aren't, that's why we're having a divorce

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