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My parents just moved to my neighborhood after living many hours away almost my entire adult life. My dad has dropped some hints about porch beers with me and apparently just couldn't wait any longer...
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Ah hell, I accidentally bought too many beers again. You better come over and help me get rid of them before your mother gets home.
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My parents just moved to my neighborhood after living many hours away almost my entire adult life. My dad has dropped some hints about porch beers with me and apparently just couldn't wait any longer... Pops Ah hell, I accidentally bought too many beers again. You better come over and help me get rid of them before your mother gets home. now

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Whole neighborhood heard this one

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Neighbor kept destroying the kids' snowman so he built it over the fire hydrant

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i've been waking up at 3am to move my neighbor's trash cans slightly every week and he hired a priest last month

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this started 2 years ago. my neighbor gary reported me to the HOA because my trash cans were

i've been waking up at 3am to move my neighbor's trash cans slightly every week and he hired a priest last month Vent/Rant this started 2 years ago. my neighbor gary reported me to the HOA because my trash cans were "visible from the street" on a non-thrash day. i got a $50 fine. i said okay gary. okay. every wednesday night i set an alarm for 3

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85-YEAR-OLD MAN WALKED TO EACH NEIGHBOR WITH HANDMADE INVITES FOR A PARTY STARTING AT 4PM AND ENDING WHEN THE COPS COME.

85-YEAR-OLD MAN WALKED TO EACH NEIGHBOR WITH HANDMADE INVITES FOR A PARTY STARTING AT 4PM AND ENDING WHEN THE COPS COME.

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Is my neighbor out of line?

Jerry: Your daughter drew all over the sidewalk in front of my house. Can you have her use her chalk in front of your house?

You: Hey I hear ya. Just so you know the sidewalk is public property so technically it's ok for her to draw there. That said, I get not wanting stuff in front of your house. I'll ask her to move

Is my neighbor out of line? Jerry: Your daughter drew all over the sidewalk in front of my house. Can you have her use her chalk in front of your house? You: Hey I hear ya. Just so you know the sidewalk is public property so technically it's ok for her to draw there. That said, I get not wanting stuff in front of your house. I'll ask her to move

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