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Mom: I'll be back at 4pm. I hope you took the chicken out of the freezer this morning. Me reading this message at 3:30pm.

Mom: I'll be back at 4pm. I hope you took the chicken out of the freezer this morning. Me reading this message at 3:30pm.

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So this lady came in this morning and walked up to the front desk to greet us before gasping loudly and saying

So this lady came in this morning and walked up to the front desk to greet us before gasping loudly and saying "I forgot my dog" She forgot to bring her dog with her To the VET

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I was speeding officer because I have to get there before I forget where I am I am going.

I was speeding officer because I have to get there before I forget where I am I am going.

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