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rob whisman @robwhisman man. i need to admit something. every time i'm drunk i make missouri slightly larger on its wikipedia page. Official English. rob whisman @robwhisman 2h whoever reported me for this and got me banned you are a huge nerd bi***

rob whisman @robwhisman man. i need to admit something. every time i'm drunk i make missouri slightly larger on its wikipedia page. Official English. rob whisman @robwhisman 2h whoever reported me for this and got me banned you are a huge nerd bi***

avatar vortex728831
Patrick: I have a dog named Koozie, and my neighbor Darell is completely obsessed with him—so much so that he even texts me about Koozie when he's drunk. 🤪 Darell: drunk. Patrick: You need help? Darell: send koozie picture immediately. Darell: my king.

Patrick: I have a dog named Koozie, and my neighbor Darell is completely obsessed with him—so much so that he even texts me about Koozie when he's drunk. 🤪 Darell: drunk. Patrick: You need help? Darell: send koozie picture immediately. Darell: my king.

avatar @##Panda##@
My lightweight friend after two drinks: - THIS FLOOR IS MY FRIEND.

My lightweight friend after two drinks: - THIS FLOOR IS MY FRIEND.

avatar toastOfchaos
drunk You need help? send koozie picture immediately my king

drunk You need help? send koozie picture immediately my king

avatar Dank Wizard
Everyone's got a friend like this. Where'd u go??? I left early. sorry couldn't stay longer :( where are you going???? going home. are you joking? come back, you're drunk. dw I called an uber. we drank at your place. oh... where am i going?

Everyone's got a friend like this. Where'd u go??? I left early. sorry couldn't stay longer :( where are you going???? going home. are you joking? come back, you're drunk. dw I called an uber. we drank at your place. oh... where am i going?

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POV: The drink starts to taste like you can do acro. (Laughter, excited shouts, "No!", "Oh my god!")

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