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(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.) Me:

(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.) Me: "So, what will it be?" Child: "I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN." (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.) Mother: "Eggs... he would like some eggs..."

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"You want a beer?" "Nah, I haven't had a beer in like 2 weeks" "Aren't you going a bit crazy?" "Nah, I'm honestly fine"

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The beauty of it all is when the sun comes shining through to make those rainbows in my mind. When I think of you sometime and I want to spend some time with you, just the two of us all.

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Woman at a cafe eating orange chips or snack while scrolling on her phone.

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