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When you've been at the company for years and the new manager asks you to introduce yourself. My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius.

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>get into Uber
>license plate is gladiator soundtrack playing >I greet the driver with "strength and honor" >he says "what do you mean?" >mfw"/>

>get into Uber >license plate is "MAX1MUS" >gladiator soundtrack playing >I greet the driver with "strength and honor" >he says "what do you mean?" >mfw

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