Rose Gold Demon. soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli. my husband fixed the sink today and tried to do a “sexy plumber” roleplay bit after with the whole “how are you gonna pay for this?” and i panicked and asked if he had an installment plan
Me: *completes one (1) single task*
My brain: Incredible. Stunning performance. You have earned 6 hours of dissociation. Take the rest of the week off. You are a hero.
Dögen @Dogen japan's greatest tragedy is having the world's best toilets and no mexican food what's the point of owning a ferrari if you never take it to the track
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