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My wife got me a bracelet with the first initials of our kids on it.
Now I lay on the side of the road, paramedics dragging me, as I silently pray for Donna, Nick, and Rachel.

My wife got me a bracelet with the first initials of our kids on it. Now I lay on the side of the road, paramedics dragging me, as I silently pray for Donna, Nick, and Rachel.

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Teacher: Could we live on Mars? Me, 12 years old science student:

Teacher: Could we live on Mars? Me, 12 years old science student:

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“Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion.” — General Norman Schwarzkopf

“Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion.” — General Norman Schwarzkopf

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C12H12 “Netanyahulm”

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C12H12 “Netanyahulm” Chemistry studies going well

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The secret of enjoying a good wine. 1. Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2. If it does not look like it’s breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.

The secret of enjoying a good wine. 1. Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2. If it does not look like it’s breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.

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In 1949 'experts' predicted:

In 1949 'experts' predicted: "women will be more than six feet tall, wear a size 11 shoe, have shoulders like a wrestler and muscles like a truck driver." ... AND APPARENTLY DRESS LIKE PRINCESS LEIA.

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