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My mama raised a complainer, not a quitter. I'll finish the job just don't expect silence.

My mama raised a complainer, not a quitter. I'll finish the job just don't expect silence.

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My drinking mistakes aren't as bad as I get older. I wake up like,

My drinking mistakes aren't as bad as I get older. I wake up like, "did I sign up for Paramount Plus last night?"

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The platypus is possibly the weirdest animal! it's a mammal but lays eggs, it's duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed, and venomous. It has electroreceptors for locating prey, eyes with double cones, no stomach, and 10 chromosomes. It's fluorescent and glows under UV light.

The platypus is possibly the weirdest animal! it's a mammal but lays eggs, it's duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed, and venomous. It has electroreceptors for locating prey, eyes with double cones, no stomach, and 10 chromosomes. It's fluorescent and glows under UV light.

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The Potato my mom peeled. The Potato I peeled.

The Potato my mom peeled. The Potato I peeled.

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Steven W Skinner @SkinnerSteven

Steven W Skinner @SkinnerSteven "I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped

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Millennials have been searching for this pizza since 1995...

Millennials have been searching for this pizza since 1995...

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