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Matt Moir @adapid Me: oh I'm sorry take my seat if you're pregnant Lady: I'm not pregnant Me: haha ya wanna be? Lady: you're disgus- Me: I own a fertility clinic Lady: oh sorry i- Me: it's called

Matt Moir @adapid Me: oh I'm sorry take my seat if you're pregnant Lady: I'm not pregnant Me: haha ya wanna be? Lady: you're disgus- Me: I own a fertility clinic Lady: oh sorry i- Me: it's called "your bedroom" Lady: you piece of- Me: it was an old mattress store we never changed the sign

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Him: What's wrong? Latina: Nothing, just wondering why you lied to me on Nov 5, 2012 at 5:15pm

Him: What's wrong? Latina: Nothing, just wondering why you lied to me on Nov 5, 2012 at 5:15pm

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YOU HEAR A KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR ... YOUR CLOSET DOOR

YOU HEAR A KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR ... YOUR CLOSET DOOR

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Illuminati Stay right where you are. YOU CALLED YOUR TEACHER A LIAR? sorry mom. had to do it NO YOU DIDN'T she said there was snow on Mt Everest. but how can there be snow if Mt Everest is above the clouds??? SO YOU CALLED HER A LIAR?

Illuminati Stay right where you are. YOU CALLED YOUR TEACHER A LIAR? sorry mom. had to do it NO YOU DIDN'T she said there was snow on Mt Everest. but how can there be snow if Mt Everest is above the clouds??? SO YOU CALLED HER A LIAR?

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Everyone else: spring is here! the weather is beautiful me:

Everyone else: spring is here! the weather is beautiful me:

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Jon 50 Nerds of Grey Cop: you're going to prison for forgery Me *slides him a 37 dollar bill* what about now

Jon 50 Nerds of Grey Cop: you're going to prison for forgery Me *slides him a 37 dollar bill* what about now

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