SON: What's in that fancy beer mug on the mantel?
ME: Well, that's your uncle Frank. That's where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never got why.
SON: Maybe it's so he could be Frank in Stein?
ME: That SON OF A BITCH!!
Yeah screw taxes but I love how they put "only" to 494million. POWER BALL DATE: DECEMBER 2025 PAY TO THE ORDER OF: $ 492,600,000.00 Four Hundred Ninety-Two Million Six Hundred Thousand and 00/100 DOLLARS
If I get pushed in a pool this summer I'm not swimming back up, enjoy your murder charge. Now everybody's summer is ruined because you wanted to be funny.
Lorde secretly ran an anonymous Instagram account called Onion Rings Worldwide, where she posted detailed reviews and ratings of onion rings from different restaurants. The account was discovered by fans in 2017.
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