P-please, honor me or I'll flood slightly more or slightly less than usual. Nile. Fuck you *Shifts course 800 km, kills millions and topples your dynasty*. Yellow River.
Gruz @damnGruz startup idea: peel-off wrap on cans you never know how long that top's been exposed Daniel @growing_daniel babe wake up they invented a new thing to throw into the ocean
Dad Pickup Line @dadpickupline My wife called and asked me to get the chicken thighs out of the freezer. I told her we don't have any chicken thighs in the freezer so she said she'd check when she gets home- your thoughts and prayers are appreciated
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