Americans in 1775:
- Not allowed to criticize
- Must pay taxes to ($85,000.00 Annually)
- Must send soldiers to fight wars for
Americans in 2026:
- Not allowed to criticize
- Must pay taxes to ($18,000,000,000 Annually)
- Must send soldiers to fight wars for
Last year this kid had some water damage on this math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked him how it had gotten it wet and he looked her straight in the eye and said “from my tears”
"Trump should release oil from the SPR NOW to stabilize the Market!" - Chuck Schumer
March 8, 2026
"Trump is wasting our Strategic Petroleum Reserve for his RECKLESS war!" - Chuck Schumer
March 11, 2026
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