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Ashley Reisinger @Awritesinger Our dog knows way too many phrases now, so my husband and I have resorted to talking like Victorian nobility to get anything by him.

Ashley Reisinger @Awritesinger Our dog knows way too many phrases now, so my husband and I have resorted to talking like Victorian nobility to get anything by him. "Have you taken the dog on a brisk adventure recently? Would you escort the canine to the backyard, forthwith? Has he supped yet?"

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What did you do to reignite your relationship with your partner, but instead ruined it? Friend tried to have a nice

What did you do to reignite your relationship with your partner, but instead ruined it? Friend tried to have a nice "Last chance" dinner with his girl, another buddy stopped by his place in an emergency, took a huge shit, and the smell ruined the dinner. They broke up after. That's a real shit move.

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That unexpected side character walking into the room and you have no idea who they are. Name: Myrah. Write an EQUATION for each problem and solve. 1. There are 8 birds on a branch. There are 3 birds on another branch. How many birds are in the tree? 8+3=11. 2. Jane has 12 crayons and Kim has 7 crayons. How many more crayons does Susan have than Kim

That unexpected side character walking into the room and you have no idea who they are. Name: Myrah. Write an EQUATION for each problem and solve. 1. There are 8 birds on a branch. There are 3 birds on another branch. How many birds are in the tree? 8+3=11. 2. Jane has 12 crayons and Kim has 7 crayons. How many more crayons does Susan have than Kim

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MY CHANCE AT GETTING A GIRLFRIEND

MY CHANCE AT GETTING A GIRLFRIEND "THE CHANCES ARE LOW BUT NEVER ZERO"

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I talk a lot of shit about Mondays but Tuesdays can go fuck themselves too.

I talk a lot of shit about Mondays but Tuesdays can go fuck themselves too.

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Rachel Sussman @RachelxSussman

Rachel Sussman @RachelxSussman "I was playing birdsongs to help him relax." —My kid, perhaps not understanding how cat brains process birdsong

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