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Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. I win.

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Who sent you? You'll have to kill me. Who sent you? Kiss my ass, Powers. Dr. Evil. That was easy. Why did you tell us? I can't stand to be asked the same question three times. Where is Dr. Evil hiding? Why would he tell me? I'm just one of his low-level functionaries. Where is Dr. Evil hiding? You'll have to tor

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This is a demonstration of the GRABO Pro-Lifter 20, a powerful vacuum lifter designed for heavy lifting. The video shows someone using the device to climb a wall and then enter a building through a window. The GRABO Pro-Lifter 20 is shown to be effective and versatile, capable of lifting and holding heavy objects with ease.

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Boss: I've hired someone with a lot of experience to help with the workload. New hire: And this shit whack, man. I just see all this shit fun, man. I don't understand. It's like pop ain't no fucking good, man. Bitch, bitch, can't be tapping that shit, man.

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My doctor told me not to eat anything fatty. Like potato chips or something? No, he said, I mean, I mean, don't eat anything fatty.

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Me when someone’s in the bathroom: People when I’m in the bathroom: Oop, my bad. Hello?

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