Hold still. I am holding still! You're twidgin, champ. Ah that's anticipation. What's wrong with me being a little excited? That's withdrawal, different thing. I ain't paying for lectures, boss man, get on with it. Impatient muncher... You ever try your own gear, doc? Do I what? Your dream spools, you ever thread yourself in? Do I look stupid to yo
A man prepares watermelons for a large group of guinea pigs. He cuts pieces from the watermelons, and the guinea pigs rush to eat them, quickly devouring the fruit.
They took him out of the ambulance to give him natural oxygen. A stretcher with a person on it falls out of an ambulance on the highway and rolls along the road.
Oh, fuck. Damn it, I knew you brought that. I fucking knew you brought that, you son of a bitch. What the fuck. What did you put in here? What the fuck did you put in here? When Your Husband Gets Trapped With Fart Spray Inside His Costume. What the fuck. Fart Spray in the inflatable suit. What is this? What the fuck is this?
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