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Fish please without the pine nuts. suggest something that might work. and it’s embarrassing. I have to pee actually. into his napkin. it was pathetic. She'll call you back. please without the pine nuts we don't do substitutions i'm allergic it's restaurant policy uh okay uh the pasta please there is a walnut sauce perhaps you could suggest something that might work please don't take that to him no i'm not sure you are making it impossible for me to impress my date and that's embarrassing how about the chicken sure le

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They finished in 22nd place, but the internet made him a legend. Just get away from a lie

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Early morning patrol, look who I found in the hole again!

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Toyota when they receive an order from an unnamed organization in the Middle East for 700 pickup trucks

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If I ever hit the lottery, I wouldn't tell anyone, but there'll be signs. She's a super freak, super freak, she's super freak and now, everybody's back, super freak.

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He doesn't look like a green goblin anymore. No. Not at all. He's a bloody old sh**. Bristly. Really? What are you with that? Oi Goob, I think someone's at the door for you mate. Oh really? I wonder who it could be. The accident.

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