Biker: What happened? Guy: It's out of... Biker: You don't have a bottle. Guy: Small bottle? Biker: Yeah, that's good. How are you going to pay for this gas? Two bucks will probably fit in here. Guy: *Hands it over* Biker: *On the way* *Filling bottle* Open your gas tank. It should now turn on. Quickly, quickly, go. Quickly go to the gas station. B
If I get rich, all my friends will be rich too! Me if I get rich: Yo, peasants- Wow, it's chilly. Close the window. What the hell was that?! Don't just go without saying anything!
Listen to me, Mashiro. Don't touch the bomb, but send me a picture. A picture, huh? Okay! There it is. This should give us an idea of its design. We don't need you in the shot. Why are you in the frame with the bomb?! Keep screwing around and this'll be your funeral pic! Please, no! I'll take another one! A solo shot! Stop trying to take a good fun
2026-02-26 12:39:49 GMT+02:00 67K, changing timestamps and coordinates. Pump up the jam, pump it up, why your feet are stomping. And the jam is pumping, look at the crowd jumping. Pump it up, let's go, get the party going on the dance floor. See cuz that's where the party's at. I wanna dance with you, yeah. I wanna dance with you, yeah. Get your bo
Middle East 1400 Years Ago: Middle East 500 Years Ago: Middle East Now: And here we go, I see bodies. The only way to be eliminated, you gotta go over the top rope, both feet.
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