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My toddler slept in her Elsa dress last night. We woke up to ice everywhere this morning. She gasped, looked down at her dress, and goes,

My toddler slept in her Elsa dress last night. We woke up to ice everywhere this morning. She gasped, looked down at her dress, and goes, "oh no Elsa"

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2-year-old spotter on a bike with tiny handlebars. Daddy! Yes? Fire truck! Daddy! Yes? Cars! Daddy! Yes? [won't say what he spots until dad answers] Daddy! Yes? [spots 30 road sign] Three! [waving bye to our library friend] Daddy! Yes? Rainbow. Rainbow. [imitates moving car] Wiiihannu. Vroom vroom. Daddy! Yes? Bus. Daddy! Yes? Fencing. Fences. Fenc

avatar Dank Wizard

Pretty little baby, you say that maybe you'll be thinking of me and try to love me. Pretty little baby, I'm hoping that you do. You can ask the flowers, I sit for hours, telling all the bluebirds, the feeling two birds. Pretty little baby, I'm so in love with you.

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18 years experience at 18 years old

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My 3 year old is SCREAMING because a car just like my wife's passed us on the freeway and she wants to tell her hi. Did I mention that we just dropped my wife off at work? Did I mention that we are in my wife's car?

My 3 year old is SCREAMING because a car just like my wife's passed us on the freeway and she wants to tell her hi. Did I mention that we just dropped my wife off at work? Did I mention that we are in my wife's car?

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Oh, you got a fishy? Oh, can I see? Let me see the fishy. but it wasn't that

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