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avatar Cynic Penguin
Kudos to the melon for collecting all its seeds in a pile instead of scattering them all over the fruit like a fucking watermelon.

Kudos to the melon for collecting all its seeds in a pile instead of scattering them all over the fruit like a fucking watermelon.

avatar Dank Wizard
What's the dumbest beliefs you had as a child? When I was 4-5 I swore that bird seeds grew birds, thus the name. When my parents asked me to prove it to them, I planted a pile of bird seeds. The next day there were loads of birds where I planted the seeds, showing I was right.

What's the dumbest beliefs you had as a child? When I was 4-5 I swore that bird seeds grew birds, thus the name. When my parents asked me to prove it to them, I planted a pile of bird seeds. The next day there were loads of birds where I planted the seeds, showing I was right.

avatar MemeLordX
you keep on eating apples to keep doctors away
you accidentally swallow an apple seed

you keep on eating apples to keep doctors away you accidentally swallow an apple seed

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