A father wakes up his wife and carries her out of the room. He then carries her back and playfully drops her onto the bed. Two children, who were seemingly asleep, immediately jump onto the bed and land on their mother, surprising everyone. The children then start playing on the bed.
my mom: remembers my social security number, my blood type, my shoe size, my first girlfriend's name, how much I weighed at birth, etc. my dad, when I come home with a new haircut: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
And now mommy has to hold everyone. Right? Mommy, can you carry everyone? Ready? Yeah. I love you. Hold it on? Yeah. I love you. Come on. Hold on to him. I love you. Hold on to him. Okay, you hang on to Dad though, too, I can't... Hold on, hold on. Wrap your arms around my head. I love you. Ready? One, two, three! I love you. I love you.
Keifer @DannyVegito my parents have been divorced for 20 years and whenever I asked them if they had any good times together, both replied with “seeing Oh Brother Where Art Thou in theaters” which is a testament to how good that movie is and how bad their marriage was
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