Took my dad to chili's for his birthday and sent him home to my Mom in an Uber ๐
Dad: we are in trouble now
Mom: You let him have 3 margaritas?!? Seriously Kyle?? It's barely noon. I know it's his birthday but I gotta deal with him now.
Friend making $20/hr as a barista: โNo worries bro, Iโll cover this one and youโll get the next one!โ
Friend making $450k as a software engineer: โCan you Venmo me $3.62 for your share of the Uber ride?โ
If you are a baby kitty and can't find your mama, try to stay calm and make soft meows to see if she can hear you. If you are alone, the best thing to do is wait,
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