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SOCRATES: The only thing I know is that I know nothing.
ME: Aw, hey, don't say that. You know things.
SOCRATES: No, I meant—
ME: If you want I can teach you some stuff.
SOCRATES:
ME:
SOCRATES:
ME: *Points* That's a tree.

SOCRATES: The only thing I know is that I know nothing. ME: Aw, hey, don't say that. You know things. SOCRATES: No, I meant— ME: If you want I can teach you some stuff. SOCRATES: ME: SOCRATES: ME: *Points* That's a tree.

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WAHH I HAVE TO POO MY BITCH ASS COLON ME, HAVING ALREADY LEFT WORK WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCKING WANT TO GO WHEN WE HAD TIME?

WAHH I HAVE TO POO MY BITCH ASS COLON ME, HAVING ALREADY LEFT WORK WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCKING WANT TO GO WHEN WE HAD TIME?

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Bird brain - Farmer Lloyd Olsen failed to kill a rooster once, resulting in a chicken that lived without most of his head being attached to his body. That chicken became famous touring the country 1945 to 1947 as Mike the headless wonder chicken.

Bird brain - Farmer Lloyd Olsen failed to kill a rooster once, resulting in a chicken that lived without most of his head being attached to his body. That chicken became famous touring the country 1945 to 1947 as Mike the headless wonder chicken.

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Shows the Problem: Grand Theft Auto V, Cyberpunk 2077, Fallout Gives the Solution: Project Wingman Destroy California

Shows the Problem: Grand Theft Auto V, Cyberpunk 2077, Fallout Gives the Solution: Project Wingman Destroy California

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Nothing can stop me now! Taxes

Nothing can stop me now! Taxes

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Me: *breaks enemy's neck to conserve ammo*
Everyone else at laser tag:

Me: *breaks enemy's neck to conserve ammo* Everyone else at laser tag:

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