In Little Mermaid, Prince Eric can't speak to the animals like Ariel can, so kiss the girl must have been a very troubling 2 minutes for him
*cacophony of animal noises intensifies*
You know you live in a classy part of town when they give you a full 12 hrs to get your shit together
If you use Methamphetamines (Crystal Meth, Crank, Speed, Glass, Tweak, Yaba) Within 12 hours of a dental appointment. You need to tell us because dental anesthetic will KILL You.
An 86 year old man in the U.K. was fined $334 for spitting out a leaf that flew into his mouth, with police saying he was "littering". He appealed it and had the fine reduced to $200.
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Reminder that the UK is literally impossible to satirize.
If I have to pay $7.99 to rent a 30 year-old movie off Amazon when I have a Prime subscription, then we should just reopen Blockbuster. I'd rather have their employees judge my life choices.
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