DO NOT COME IN IF YOU ARE THESE PEOPLE! MOMMY, DADDY, or Bug. IF you want to come in IF you are mommy, daddy, or bug. You have to pay 50¢. And I mean it! IF you don't I will not talk to you. (slide the money under the door.)
Mojtaba Khamenei Chosen as Iran's New Supreme Leader By John Koutroumpis March 9, 2026 Mojtaba Khamenei is reportedly Iran's new Supreme Leader. Credit: Wikimedia Commons / Hamed Malekpour / CC BY 4 I approve of their decision on this because... ...a Supreme Leader is like an ordinary leader except it has tomatoes & sour cream.
Sure. Who cares. Tomorrow it will gain five quintillion dollars. Two weeks after that it will crash down 9 brazillion. Doesn't change anything
BREAKING: The S&P 500 has officially erased ALL of its post-election gains.
The index has now lost -$3.3 TRILLION since February 19th.
That's -$330 billion PER TRADING DAY for the last 10 days.
A red morning
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