5 years ago I shot myself in an escape room. It is my brother's favorite story. Today he had frontal lobe surgery and there was potential for memory loss.
This is the first text he sent me from recovery:
JAMES I survived the surgery and I still remember what happened in the escape room.
Session ID: 1171.
Brain: You're a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell. Me: I don't know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.
marriage contracts are funny, so if they didn’t wait his ex wife would be up $60m for doing nothing? Miami Heat waited until Erik Spoelstra’s divorce was finalized to give him record breaking $120 million contract 💰
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